All you people reading from Jordan may not be able to peep the blog today. A fifth undersea cable has now been reported as cut, responsible for knocking a few million people in the Middle East off the little thing we call the internets. Things are looking pretty suspicious, as five major internet pipes in the same general vicinity have been cut in the past week and a half. Emergency measures are already underway to repair the cables.
Reports are coming in that the internet outage has plunged office workers in Middle Eastern countries into a terrible wave of productivity.